{"id":238,"date":"2010-09-06T07:54:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T05:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/?p=238"},"modified":"2010-09-09T07:56:26","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T05:56:26","slug":"i-cant-control-this-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/i-cant-control-this-thing","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I can&#8217;t control this thing!!!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dorje was standing at the toilet weeing and messed a bit on the floor.  So, he looks down, shrugs his shoulders and says to me, &#8220;I can&#8217;t control this thing!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm, my mind wandered to the adolescent years &#8230; they already pull THAT line  (:rolleyes:) <\/p>\n<p> (:lol:) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorje was standing at the toilet weeing and messed a bit on the floor. So, he looks down, shrugs his shoulders and says to me, &#8220;I can&#8217;t control this thing!!!&#8221; Hmmm, my mind wandered to the adolescent years &#8230; they already pull THAT line (:rolleyes:) (:lol:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}