{"id":418,"date":"2011-10-02T21:34:47","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T19:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/?p=418"},"modified":"2011-10-03T08:36:39","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T06:36:39","slug":"todays-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/todays-funnies","title":{"rendered":"Hermanus weekend funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"

#1 DORJE “Waterlemon” (:lol:) <\/p>\n

#2 DORJE “Bath’s make me wrinkly like an oma” (:lol:) <\/p>\n

#3 MUM “What did oma give you for breakfast”
\nDORJE “Brown stuff”
\nMUM “Was it muesli?”
\nDORJE “No”
\nMUM “Was it cereal?”
\nDORJE “What’s that?” (:lol:)
\n(Turns out it was a cereal of sorts)<\/p>\n

#4 DORJE “You took to long to make me tea, so you are banned from reading me my story!” (:lol:) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

#1 DORJE “Waterlemon” (:lol:) #2 DORJE “Bath’s make me wrinkly like an oma” (:lol:) #3 MUM “What did oma give you for breakfast” DORJE “Brown stuff” MUM “Was it muesli?” DORJE “No” MUM “Was it cereal?” DORJE “What’s that?” (:lol:) (Turns out it was a cereal of sorts) #4 DORJE “You took to long to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":428,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}