{"id":56,"date":"2009-02-04T23:22:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T21:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/?p=56"},"modified":"2009-02-04T23:26:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T21:26:03","slug":"ok-so-apparently-i-am-in-major-trouble-for-killing-a-mosquito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/ok-so-apparently-i-am-in-major-trouble-for-killing-a-mosquito","title":{"rendered":"OK so apparently I am in major trouble for killing a mosquito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(:rolleyes:) Dorje was devastated, told me I killed one of Mother Natures creatures. So now, according to him I need to find Mother Nature, which is apparently a gnome, and say I am really sorry.<\/p>\n<p>When I tried to say sorry by looking at the mosquita, he rolled his eyes at me and told me &#8220;MUM, why are you saying sorry to a dead mosquito, because dead creatures can&#8217;t hear&#8221; (:lol:)<\/p>\n<p>So I am guessing I can&#8217;t kill anything anymore *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I did take a vow of non violence in ALL my actions.  So, here is to getting lots of mosquito bites<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(:rolleyes:) Dorje was devastated, told me I killed one of Mother Natures creatures. So now, according to him I need to find Mother Nature, which is apparently a gnome, and say I am really sorry. When I tried to say sorry by looking at the mosquita, he rolled his eyes at me and told me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorjegilfillan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}