Oma and Dorje were wandering on Sybilla’s farm in Napier collecting nails and screws lying randomly on the ground after building construction. Oma asked Dorje to put the bits and bobs in her pocket which he (for whatever reason) chose not to do<\/p>\n
OMA “Why don’t you want to do it?”<\/p>\n
DORJE “Because!”<\/p>\n
OMA “Because is not an answer.”<\/p>\n
DORJE “Why is not a question” (:lol:) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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